... riding on a pony,
he stuck his cane into a chap
and called him a Stupid Nully!

Andrew Jackson is the most kickass president of all time! Here are some facts about him:

♥ He is the United States's 7th president.
♥ He tackled tough issues in his presidency, such as solving the Nullification Crisis and cleaning up the mess the U.S. Bank had made.
♥ He was known by nicknames such as King Andy, Andy Veto, and Ol' Hickory. The last one was because he carried around a hickory cane he'd beat people with.
♥ His political strategies included getting angry until he got what he wanted. When the opposing party walked out of the room, Jackson would often ask, "Did they think I was mad at them?"
♥ Once, a man tried to assassinate Jackson. He came at him with two guns. The would-be assassin's guns BOTH misfired. Jackson proceeded to beat the guy with his cane until someone could pull him away.
♥ Jackson dueled with another prominent U.S. figure, Charles Dickinson (not Dickens). Knowing Dickinson was a good shot, he let him fire first (no that is not a mistype). Dickinson promptly shot Jackson, only for Jackson to retaliate by killing Charles Dickinson. Jackson carried the bullet from the duel in his body until his death.